Poor Little Raiders Fan
by @zinglizh
Liner Notes
#jazz I wrote this to tease my friend Hans who is a Raiders fan. He's going to hate it!
Lyrics
Poor little Raiders fan Your team lost again Poor little Raiders fan You hold your heart in your hand
Wake from your dream And face that your team finished last Don’t feel too sick You’re the number one pick in the draft
You’ll get a new roster Hope you can foster a trade Cuz what happens in Vegas Don’t means those players should stay
You need a QB That places a trophy on the shelf Maybe your owner Can do up a clone of himself
Poor little Raiders fan Your team lost again Poor little Raiders fan Your heart’s in your hand
Ooooooo
All of that wishing for better coaching Must be Madden-ing, I reason Silver and black when you come back Better luck next season
Poor poor poor poor little Raiders fan Poor poor poor poor little Raiders fan
Comments
Love the sultry sexy voice to discuss draft picks and coaching choices. I’m imagining an album of songs for each team the Chiefs play during their season.
You have a great sultry smoky voice well suited to jazz. Hope Hans enjoys.
As I grew up in the SF Bay area, the cross-bay rivalry was more between the fans than the teams as they hardly ever played each other. I tried to like them after they moved back from L.A. for a time, but it was their fans who ruined it for me, including a couple friends, so I love this rib at them. I just see them drunk in a bar, crying into their drinks as you are crooning on stage! So good!