I've Got a Pill For That
by @red_smith
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Lyrics
Chorus I've got a pill for that I've got a pill for that Don't worry about the side effects I've got a pill for that
Well doc I've got got the catholic guilt Im pretty sure im going to hell My wifes a witch and my kids hate me I just remembered my priest raped me
Take 200mils of setraline You won't feel a god damn thing If that dont work just take double And call me when you're done the bottle
Chorus
Well doc i ain't been sleeping much Im always angry my job sucks I drink like a fish to numb my brain I get a little nervous flying on planes
Hey there son try this Xanax It'll make your life a fucking mess If you're feeling stressed you can take one Don't take it with liquor it enhances the fun
Chorus
Remember I told you my job blows Well I fell off a ladder and broke my nose I can barley move my neck Could I please have some percocet
Of course there son thats a perfect call When can't afford that do some fentanyl Theres really no chance you'll ever get sober But my jobs done when your life is over
Chorus x2
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“Don’t worry ‘bout the side effects, I gotta pill that” boy do you have big pharmas number. Love the classic storytelling folk/country vibes here. And great to see you back for another round of FAWM!
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Hilarious lyrics!! had me in stitches! Great write!! Loved the guy n guitar production. I really really enjoyed this one!!
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This song is why I smoke grass! Diggin' the slant rhymes and the gut punches -- that closing lyric is a banger.
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Love the structure, here. This feels like a proper protest classic. "My job's done when your life is over" is keen as hell. Great job!
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Uncompromising lyrics! Great mix of loose playing and punchy rhythmic muting. I’d sit on a bail of hay sipping moonshine to this.
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Love the portrayal of humor in tragedy. Big Pharma will be contacting you with a contract in no time.
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Wow, lyrics that pack a huge punch delivered in a fun package. It's like a spoonful of sugar helping the medicine go down!