#weeklychallenge, #comedy #challenge #madeupwords

True story about the 7 year old, except I didn't SAY that I thought she was deranged, because while 7 year old children have critical thinking skills, in my day they did not voice their dissenting thoughts. (I didn't take the "C" either, because I would have been spanked.) Yep, I'm old. :)

[Verse 1] At seven I wrote a story Created an alien cat He looked like any other Except he walked like an elephant I wrote that he galumphed into a room My teacher said it was not a word She charged that my story for an A Must be rearranged I declined took the C and said I thought She was deranged cause

[Chorus] All words are made up words They all began in someone's brain All words one day emerged Yesterday they were not there The next day they began yes All words are made up words

[Verse 2] And so I go through life Believing that is that New words emerge every day So stick it in your eco-hat And Webster's dictionary expands As new words get added to the tomb Like wellas and six thousand two hundred eleven Words last year alone Acclimate don't roadblock change And make a new word a home cause

[Chorus] All words are made up words They all began in someone's brain All words one day emerged Yesterday they were not there The next day they began yes All words are made up words

[Bridge] Like I think the weather outside is glori-muss TAnd I think liver is disgus-gastronomous My spouse is very eleck-handy My cooking is forget-a-ball-uh-ness

[Chorus] And all words are made up words Yes all words are made up words They all began in someone's brain All words one day emerged Yesterday they were not there The next day they began yes All words are made up words All words are made up words