Playing the numbers
by @gordon
Skirmish: Humour in Despair (@unownedart)Liner Notes
Liked the premise of this skirmish, so had a go.
Lyrics
If my numbers don’t come up this week I swear I’ll do something rash I’m at that point in my life Where I could really do with the cash I’ve been playing the game For what seems like forever It’s become a real downer for me, I swear it used to be fun but now the game’s No longer a pleasure Playing the numbers
The payments are due real soon I’m just asking for once in a blue moon They say that it could be me, But now I’m starting to see Most likely be somebody else, I’ll be glued to the box on Saturday night Hoping that everything will be alright I know it’s not right, but it’s all that I’ve got I just need three numbers more Starting to feel hot, under the pressure Clutching my ticket to my chest My head is filled with regrets I hit the floor as the last number is called They’ll find me on Monday Winning ticket clutched in my hand Playing the numbers Playing the numbers
(c) words and music G Todd 2026
Comments
Oh no the twist at the end 😢 Definitely got me with this one!
There is a real KINKS feel to this. I am glad your narrator won!
Very catchy and commercial. I liked it a lot. Sadly I don't see the Lottery using it in their promotional material.