FAWM: "Taylor!"

Taylor!

1 day ago by @andyt13

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Liner Notes

#poppunk #taylorswift This concept popped into my head and the song just wrote itself. Taylor Swift, this is pure satire/parody and I love you. Please don't sue me into a smoking abrasion on the earth's crust? KTHXBAI

Lyrics

In an alternate universe Taylor Swift is a downtrodden junkie hooker. This song is for her.

You tried to fight it but you couldn't so you picked it up They're gonna kill ya for a fill unless you lick it up Yer outta money whatcha gonna do now Nobody's gonna come and bail you out

Taylor Taylor Taylor!

On the corner you're a goner if she's a little bit affectionate She's lookin fine for a dime and U wanna fuck shit up Yer back in business cuz it's whatcher about Shooting up and then nodding out

Taylor Taylor Taylor!

Solo by the Edge!

You got a lotta water weight to dispose Better start by puttin this in your nose Taylor Taylor Taylor!

Walkin the streets in hooker heels is kinda dubious Try a bit of this kid I think you better stick with us Now there's angels comin outta the sky But it ain't happenin you're just really high

Taylor Taylor Taylor!

Comments

@headfirstonlyMod 12h

That's a wonderfully grungy guitar tone. And it fits the gleefully twisted lyics perfectly. A real guilty pleasure, this one :-D

@andyt13 10h

They are sort of gleefully unhinged aren't they? I love it when these things just arrive effortlessly like this. Time elapsed between the idea and completion was literally on the order of a few minutes, just long enough to play thru the minute and a half on each track, so about ten minutes!