Song #2 from “Yuge, the Musical”, words and music are by Mike Delaney (http://www.mikedelaney.org/default.asp). The Libretto for the musical as it stands now is here: http://www.mikedelaney.org/yuge.html My YouTube channel and Facebook page are @FolkMikeDelaney.

This musical is a re-telling of Charles Dickens’ Christmas Carol. The main character is President Yuge, and the rest of the characters are his staff, family, and acquaintances. The musical was written at the end of 2025 and the beginning of 2026.

The songs in the musical were performed at the Catbird Café virtual Open Mike, hosted by Stephen Martin and Kathe Donlan. The Catbird Open Mike is sponsored by the New England Wildlife Center (www.newildlife.org).

The Narrator is former Vice President, Slight Penis.

Song 2: “I’m Yuge” sung by President Yuge

The scene changes to the Oval Office.

Narrator: I’m sorry to blind you with all the gold reflections in the Oval Office, but that’s where Yuge is watching the Press Briefing.

I’m Yuge, and I am always right I’m Yuge, and I am spreading fright I’m Yuge, and your pain is my delight And everyone is my stooge, because I’m Yuge

I’m Yuge, my ego is maniacal I’m Yuge, my plan is diabolical I’m Yuge, it’s even demoniacal Though at times I’m a kluge, but I’m still Yuge

B-part: Come to my shining Oval Office In my beautiful White House See the gold sparkling everywhere Though you won’t see my beautiful spouse

Melanie is doing her own thing But not at Mar-a-Lago of the North She keeps a rather wide berth I can’t even get her to go back and forth

I’m Yuge, and my rule is now law I’m Yuge, and my tariffs are without flaw I’m Yuge, would you call it chutzpah But, don’t call me a scrooge, just call me Yuge

I’m Yuge, you’ll bend to my will I’m Yuge, you’ll feel like swill I’m Yuge, and getting “yuger” still It’s playful subterfuge, from your dear leader, I’m Yuge

Tag: Yes, I’m your dear leader, I’m Yuge

Spoken by Yuge: Now, let’s see how that Press Briefing with Leave It is going.