FAWM: "Duck You"

Duck You

1 day ago by @roblyon5150

Duck You

roblyon5150

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Liner Notes

#BadSongClub #prompt was "Ducks in a row," This is what I got in 30 minutes. It started as a take on The cramps "Human Fly," but in 30 minutes all I got was this. Can't wait to throw this one away after #FAWM2026 It does have some funny lines, I suppose. Can always rewrite later.

Lyrics

I’m a human Duck Telling a tail. I waddle to the bank To get more bills, The weather was fowl. Almost went to jail Was accused of selling quack On the street. But, I’m the most sober Human duck you’ll meet. Duck me. Duck them, too. Duck the world. And Duck you.

I go to the ducktor To get my back quacked. The chiropractor cut me some slack. I go home and I listen to Drake. Fix the leaks with some Duck tape. Duck me. Duck them, too. Duck the world. And Duck you.

Comments

@kosch 5h

More puns per pound than one would have thought possible 😳 Has a slightly sinister vibe, And a perfect ending!

@smileymn 1d

I don’t know the Cramps song this references but this is awesome! It’s like Tom Waits meets Marvel’s Howard The Duck. I love the puns and jokes, and it’s a fun short song! Super into it!

@roblyon5150 1d

Thank you! I do try fore that Tom Waits gruff sometimes. But it starts hurting my throat pretty quick. You are absolutely welcome to download this if you wish.