#leatherboy #hard-disco #grunge #dirty Well, it didn't take long for leatherboy to make an appearance and he seems to be up to his usual tricks...

Feeling hot beneath your collar? Well, excuse me if I holler What’s a nice boy like you Doing in a dump like this?

I saw you eyeing me up I don’t blame you of course And that’s not meant as a pick-up No need for buyer’s remorse

So what you say, wanna dance Don’t have to lead to romance I’ve got something special in mind Close your eyes tight and see what you find

It’s not real leather of course, that would be cruel And they’re not real stones, but they look like jewels But the hair is all me, don’t believe me, you’ll see I’ll let you be all that you can be

Feeling hot beneath your collar If I take you for a scholar I’m just getting started And it’s not for the faint-hearted

Just take a breath, and I’ll do the rest

(c) words and music G Todd 2026