#fuc #ukulele

I had a tiny epiphany I keep ruining my own life in small ways, ‘cuz choose to Open my mouth at the wrong time I need to learn how to shut the fuck up, my coworkers are not my friends

There is power in Knowing things No one else does About yourself So…

I’m keeping this one to myself I don’t need you knowing where I’m going, no Keeping this one to myself, eh-eh-eh…

Free and distant, doing well Following the way of the wind blowing, oh Keeping this one to myself, eeh!

I don’t like coffee, it makes me bloated I broke up with my boyfriend and my car is totaled I spent all night eating ice cream, watching shows I skipped that meeting, I don’t know My voice is hoarse because I sing And I never warm up, because here’s the thing I’m lazy, and I know it shows I had surgery on my butt when I was 24

UH what

Last year I got diagnosed With ASD, I’m a spiderphobe I don’t proofread that e-mail Cause I never really do my best My dog has cataracts I’ve never gone to Peru but I’ve been to hell and back I can wiggle my ears, do you wanna see? Hey, why don’t you grab lunch with me?

I’m an oversharer! But at least I’m self awareaaaah!!! About being an oversharer!

But today oh I had some shit happen and.. well...

I think I’m keeping this one to myself I don’t need you knowing where I’m going, no Keeping this one to myself, eh-eh-eh…

Free and distant, doing well Following the way of the wind blowing, oh Keeping this one to myself, eeh eeh eeh!

Oh my god I can’t UGH fine so I there was this woman at the grocery store and

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

jezuz alright