I thought I'd knock out another quick one, as I still feel like I'm warming up (unsurprisingly, after not writing anything for ages!).

I couldn't be bothered to spend ages programming drums for a joke song, and I'm certainly not a good enough drummer for this genre, so I used EZDrummer's Groove feature to find loops. Presumably they were recorded by Animal from The Muppets.

Lyrically, I thought this guy could do with a pick-me-up after the week he's had. Fingers crossed it gets much worse for him.

#croonerpunk #comedy #political

all the money in the world couldn't buy him a friend so now he sits and shitposts memes while the world ends he likes to play the genius put colonies on Mars but tattooed on his chest is a burning swasti-car

now he's be radicalised by the platform that he bought to spread lies gullible and terminally thick irredeemable white supremacist prick

he's a purveyor of AI kiddy porn the lamest edgelord who has ever been born need elections rigged? well he's your man but even paedophiles won't let them in their gang

he's dancing to YMCA with the man who shits himself every day how couldn't you look at those two and think we shouldn't make billionaires extinct

(he) likes to think he's a real life Tony Stark but Iron Man would never act like a shitty oligarch cosplays as an innovator he's an investor but just like Thomas Edison he got rich off Tesla