I have been looking for an excuse to celebrate the first season of Widow’s Bay. It’s so fun.

#spoilers probably

V1) Have I seen you on the island? Are those antlers that you’re wearing? Did you dose my party drink with bits of rabbit fur and blood? Are you screaming in the shelter After watching an old filmstrip? Were you sucked up by a hurricane Trying to save your drugs?

C) I only want to talk to people watching Widow’s Bay Those who have watched and who are watching Or would re-watch it today I only want to talk to you if you liked Widow’s Bay If you’re a clown who thinks it’s trash I’ll shriek and back away

V2) Put me on a ship but Do not sail me past the buoy I’ll die if I don’t live til Season 2 You can run my finger over With old-timey wagon wheels Smother me with Sea Hags It won’t change the way I feel

B1) My favorite bedtime story is some genealogy My favorite outfit’s gotta be: Slouchy slippers, shorts, and tee And I’d outrun the boogeyman To unpoison her tea

C2) I only want to talk to people watching Widow’s Bay Those who have watched and who are watching Or would re-watch it today I only want to talk to you if you liked Widow’s Bay If you blackball me from book club There’s a taser aimed your way

V3) Have you heard the bell a-tolling? Say, can we count you in? Should we drive around with firepower just to see? The teens are sneaking out Just as the tide is coming in And there’s no shelter like our shelter Come on in!

B2 Dead baby, dead baby, lesbian If there’s a curfew, you’d best be in It’s not that you said it, it’s how The time for the ferry is now! Down the ladder, through the well Watch out for the basement door That maybe goes to hell

C3) I only want to talk to people watching Widow’s Bay Those who have watched and who are watching Or would re-watch it today I only want to talk to you if you liked Widow’s Bay She’s waking up; it’s going bad But I don’t want to get away