Calories

by @johnnycashpoint · @andybalham · @baghdad

Liner Notes

#punk

@johnnycashpoint - guitar, vocals @andybalham - drums

The name of this band is Baghdad. The music self-identifies as Punk. Current influences: Get Down Services, Yard Act, The Lovely Eggs., The Television Personalities

Improvised live to tape at the Old School Rehearsal Room, New Bradwell, England. Vocals added after the fact at Cashpoint Towers, London, England.

Another songfight (songfight.org) title from a few weeks ago which I felt was good but ran out of time to write and records this for. Its written from the perspective of fat white stupid racist vigilantes being encouraged by social media to take the law into their own hands, such as happened in Belfast recently.

Lyrics

Immigrant killer already in prison Police did their job and put him away Locked in the prison that they call Britain But we’re feeling fat so we’re on the way

We are burning calories as we’re burning cars Just cos we are fat, dont mean there’s nothing here to learn

Late to the party, but is there still cake? Something for us to sink our teeth in? There must still be something to break Kick your door in, thugs for the win

We’ are burning calories as we’re burning cars Just cos we are fat, dont mean your houses will not burn we will never stop with our massive muffin tops Who is the real target is of no real concern

Don’t want to be that terrible stereotype Looking fat on cameras, wont be getting us any Likes ….

The problem is that whatever we do We’ll remain just fat in the head, Even if we lose loads of weight, We’re still zeroes, as good as dead

Counting down calories without counting the cost Getting so hangry just making our mind up Got to lose weight, or we’ve already lost Got to look good for our police line up

Comments

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This is glorious. And now I think about it, "Don’t want to be that terrible stereotype / Looking fat on cameras, wont be getting us any Likes" might explain why nazis like wearing masks so much these days...

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