I can see this as a tongue-and-cheek pop-up book, for the kid who is already post-post-apathetic detachment. Or the teen on whom the irony is lost. I think some of them would welcome this pithy motto!

Ahah ! I am a teacher so those lyrics really feel relatable ! It seems like they don't care indeed, although sometimes they do ! I especially like the first verse with "don't swear" and "comb your hair", I can picture a kid on their way to school and the parents giving them advice they won't follow !

Great job doing a lot with a little here! Seconding Alyx here, you can feel the rhythm built into these lyrics.

There's such a driving rhythm to this lyric! This is excellent.

That's a terrific hook/chorus/whatever you call it. So many excellent phrases here and pretty relatable to many I think. Great job on the prompt. Makes me want to pogo in the bedroom!