#BrokenHorn #skirmish Well, I'm late and latent! I've been battling latency issues today. This one is a bit raunchy. It was a fun prompt, though.

Early in the morning we milk the cows. All day in the fields we plow. We drink all night and act like jerks Cows wear bells because their horns don’t work.

(CHORUS) Their horns don’t work Their horns don’t work. Cows wear bells because their horns don’t work Their horns don’t work.

We sleep in a bunker out on the farm The boss’s daughter sneaks out to the barn If her old man comes he’ll shoot me first Cows wear bells because their horns don’t work. (CHORUS)

Billy joe bob likes the smell He likes the animals he likes them well He always gets caught when he’s tryin’ to jerk Thats why Cows wear bells because their horns don’t work. (CHORUS)