I feel anxious a lot and was playing Dave the Diver and getting killed over and over again and I thought..."I never want to go do any of this in real life."

That's probably boring. I'll go take my pills now. 😂

Anyway, it snowballed into a less serious exploration of all my intrusive thoughts in a dumb ways to die motif. Hope you enjoy!

#rock #pop #fun #indierock #alternative

David was a diver and he got the bends Came up too quick and he met his end

Bobby like to bike but he had no luck Didn’t look both ways and got hit by a truck

Ronnie was a racer and he went real fast, He lost his race and his life after his car crashed

Stacy liked skiing down the mountain side But she hit a tree and accidentally died

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I don’t want to live it up I want to stay inside and watch tv

I don’t want to live it up Doing outside stuff gives me anxiety

Carrie took a cruise ship across the Atlantic, One iceberg later, she went down with the ship

Henry was a hiker and he got real high, Head butted by a mountain goat and said goodbye

Gary was a gardener with allergies Died because he got stung by 100 bees,

Jackie loved the jungle and tried to explore, An anaconda squeezed her, and more she’s no more

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Stuck by lighting, Kidnapped Flash floods, snipers, booby traps,

Skin cancer, Landslides, Waterfalls and riptides,

Alligators Car crash Forest fires, mugged for cash,

That’s all outside I’m all right, Lock the doors and say good niiiiiiiiiiiight (where the hell is my lexapro?)

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I don’t want to live it up I want to stay inside and watch tv I don’t want to live it up Doing outside stuff gives me anxiety

I don’t want to live it up I want to stay inside and watch tv I don’t want to live it up Going outside gives me anxiety AND I WON'T