Sad Boy Dumb Car

by @theodamus · @hidalgo

NSFW

Liner Notes

We have a toxic bogan garage rock band called Awful Boyfriend. So far we have mostly played Creed covers, but the fans want more so it's finally time to hear what Awful Boyfriend has to say - this is our first original!

Massive disclaimer that this is a couple of gays making a joke, and we do not condone being an actual Awful Boyfriend this guy sucks.

The idea for this song has been sitting in the notes app for ages, after we were aggressively overtaken by a boy racer car with the numberplate "DEVIL" on a late night drive through rural Wairarapa NZ, and it spun out into a kind of bogan version of the infamous deal with the devil at the crossroads. Sorry if the NZ slang (and accent) is incoherent.

#rock #poppunk #punk #garage #bogan #NZrock

@theodamus: Absolute dream to finally bring this to life and for this one to be the first out the gate for FAWM 26! We threw the gist of it together really fast yesterday and then I decided what it really needed was for me to pick up and try playing a bass for the first time in my life, so i took a bit longer. Ibanez bass that my mate left at my house, Epiphone Les Paul guitar, placeholder garageband drums and some built in presets because my flash plugins aren't working. Lead guitar line will have to be later!

@hidalgo: It made it out of notes app purgatory and I love it. It's fun and dumb and noisy and once I got past the horror of hearing my own voice on a recording I really enjoyed the process. Thank you to Theodamus for the technical prowess and shepherding a noob through the process. Honoured to be a FAWM collaborator xx.

Lyrics

Passed by the devil in the Carterton straights I know it was the devil from the personalised plates That guys not the devil, he just has 600 bucks to waste Another week til I get paid

Took my girlfriend to McDonalds on a sick date Pulled into the carpark and said (nod) to my mates I'm blowing massive rings on my tokyo grape She looks at me and says "um can you like not vape" FUCK

My girlfriend won’t get in the skyline (skyline) "It's a drive thru not a fucking date night" Damo says she's looking real fine But she won't get in my skyline BITCH

Driving too fast Sad boy, dumb car Driving too fast Sad boy, dumb car

Passed by the devil in the Carterton straights I’m blowing off steam and I'm gonna tailgate Gaining on him, burning rubber and 98 And then the devil checks the brakes FUCK

Caught the devil at the intersection He pulled a uey back in my direction Then he offered me a new suspension Only cost my soul So I said SICK

The devil's fixing up my skyline (skyline) New bro, turbo, driving all night Damo says the neon's too bright But he’s just jealous of my skyline DICK

Driving too fast Stoked as, sick car Driving too fast No soul, sick car

Comments

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@lcad

I feel like I just got a crash course in Australia, filling in all the stuff they didn't have time to cover in Bluey. This brought me a big grin, love the grunge and harmonies on the chorus. Hilarious write and loads of fun to listen to

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"said (nod) to my mates"

Excellent line. All this tune is missing is a scene in Hamilton (I can say that, I spent my formative years in the 'Tron!)

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I think we've all seen that driver. Being a truly old soul middle aged guy, I just ignore them. But I didn't ignore this song. Nice energy and vigor to it!

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Oh my God, I saw the East Coast wave at the (nod). That was fucking impressive. How did you even do that through the medium of song? This is the best use of a rest in a song, like, ever. You should be proud.

And, speaking of pride, the sheer State-Highway-2-boganness of the thing made my chest well. I felt like this is the song of my people. I felt seen. Despite the fact that, in reality, I can't stand these people.

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Now that I've seen you rock out on YouTube, I can picture this one in my mind - fully expecting a video when it finally makes its stage debut. Well done on the bass too!!!! Maybe we can do an all bass song together. This rocked hard. Very fun

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Love the energy and attitude that pumps through this track. Great guitar licks and intertwining vocals and the bridge/chorus is so catchy!

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Oh man, this is killer. This perfectly captures the vibe of the stuff that first got me into indie punk stuff in the 80s. Everything fits right where it needs to. Love love love.

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Really fun punky song! Particularly enjoyed the vocal melodies during the verses. Good start to FAWM!

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This. Is. Masterpiece.

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I love the idea of this band. I love this song. I'd pay real actual hard earned money to see this tune played on stage. 🤘😈🤘

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ahahahaha every country's got that guy, i guess! SICK

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That is SICK! (who needs a soul anyway) FUCK yeah!

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This is the best, very clever! Laughed all the way through! Not as radical as I expected so you could actually wind it up a bit, you know, drive faster You two sound great together - good work! More please Awful Boyfriend !

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Bahahahaha this is such a vibe, I love it!

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oh holy shyte... This is the weirdest and best banger ever. I have literally never heard anything this unique, original and badass on this site. great work. You two sound awesome together! can't wait to hear what else y'all have up yr sleeve.

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THANK YOU!!! I have a bunch of other weird guitar sound effects and silly licks I wanted to add, but it's FAWM so we gotta keep it moving - if you like this I think you'd enjoy the bands Dartz (NZ) and Playlunch (Aus) - antipodean bogan punk/rock is super fun!

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ohh that's some good distortion and bass. my face scrunched up in vicarious bass-face. keeping the punk ethos alive, looking forward to hearing more!!

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Thank you! I had quite a lot of fun giving bass a go, i feel like inspiring bass-face is a huge win maybe my time for learning bass has come haha

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Oh, this is noise joy! Also, pretty sure this guy drove by me last week, but I'm in Canada😂

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Hahaha the devil and his sick car is not bound by geography!

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